Monday, February 8, 2010

Evolution Is Pollution!


TurkeyBurgers said...

This is why we can't have nice things.

Nathin said...

...and it's just a whacky idea. "Hey, I came from a rock!!!"

And just exsactly who ran the "It's time to evolve eyes council"? I've been on the "Trying to evolve wings council" for years, but no matter how many times we meet and try to evolve a feather instead of another hair on my back, we fail every time. Who knew evolving could be so hard :(

Sam said...

They say to wood, 'You are my father,' and to stone, 'You gave me birth.' They have turned their backs to me and not their faces; yet when they are in trouble, they say, 'Come and save us!' Where then are the gods you made for yourselves? Let them come if they can save you when you are in trouble!

Jeremiah 2:27-28a

ExPatMatt said...

Evolution does not say we came from a rock.

Evolution is not a conscious process that 'decides' what to do next.

Try learning what evolution actually describes before you trash it; otherwise you just make yourself look like a bunch of ignorant hicks.

Sam said...

Matt... you said that evolution is not a conscious process that 'decides' what to do next.

For once we agree on something!

Evolution is only a theory, and a bad one at that, therefore it could never decide what to do next!

Whateverman said...

Our understanding of gravity and light are also only theories, Sam. Does this lessen your opinion of them as well?

Is evolution a "bad" theory because it contradicts your faith? Plenty of Christians accept it as a generally accurate understanding of the state of life on this planet. Why don't you?